but here's why i stinkin' love my husband clark griswold.
we (read: me) were all frantically getting ready on saturday morning. there were multiple bags to be packed for multiple tradeoffs with the kids- there were soccer balls and cleats and shin pads not to be forgotten. the toothbrushes! the cough medicine! the wedding shoes and of course the purse for the new burts bees lipbalm for those crazy chapped lips. there were so many details, and we all went about our business, packing and packing and showering and uh, sleeping. johnny was quite the sleepyhead and needed to be prodded to get in the shower, pack, and eat before our departure. but that's cool, because that's soooo johnny. a complete sleepyhead.
to make a long story short, we get up north with a bit (maybe an hour?) of time to spare before the 3pm wedding. we do an early-check-in at our hotel down the street and lug all our bags and stuff up to the second floor of the hotel to our room. we decide to get dressed, run through a drive-through to pick up a quick bite to eat for preggie-mama, and then go to the wedding. mind you, we just had over a three hour drive to get to our final destination. mama's hungry!
so i start rummaging through my bag to grab my new dress. and my shoes. and my shawl. and i glance up at johnny, who's standing right in front of me looking like a deer caught in the headlights. all it took was one look at him and i say
"so you forgot your suit?"
and he nods.
so i put on my dress. and my shoes. and my shawl. and then we proceed to haul-ass to the nearest outlet store and buy a suit and shirt off the rack. the wedding! in a half-hour! dressing rooms, hip checking old people to get the goods. i'm dressed for a wedding, and john's in jeans and a t-shirt. i'm the pregnant mama hobbling through the store on high heels. pretty comical if you ask me.
but seriously, i couldn't love this man any more. this man who is my fourth child. this man who simultaneously holds our family together and causes more disasters* with his clark griswold charm. how on earth did we end up together so perfectly? he drives me nuts, yes, but i love him.
*(but this is why i cringe when we says he wants to get a motorcycle.)
ps- we really did have a fabulous time at the wedding. and managed to stay married ourselves, too. bonus!
14 comments:
i love you and i know i'll love clark whenever i get to meet him.
glad you had fun times honey. xo
have to run, but when i get home i will tell you our suit story....they are indeed our men, our fourth children, our loves....but ours....
xo, A
so cute! you two are the cutest. would never have known that the suit he was wearing was right off the rack.
:) lol! my husband dreams of being a biker too...silly men. i can picture you guys in that store too - would have been a great photo op if you weren't so frantic! happy times.
You are the calmest woman I know and I give you HUGE props for holding it together on this occassion. Oh John John! That's all in his charm though right!
You're married to Clark too? Wow, he's married to everyone.
Yesterday we went to get some supplies to make Satchel's Halloween costume and my husband realized he locked us all out of the house. Fortunately, I left the studio window unlocked, and was able to climb through the window to retrieve the keys.
(sigh)
NO JOKE!
Thank you for posting this...I needed it. xo
Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
Rusty Griswold: [Grab's Clars shoulder] Dad, you wan an Asprin?
Love,
Clark
I love this story, I just laughed hysterically. I think I would totally just have flipped out screaming or something. You guys are so resourceful :):)
xoxo
Steph
I miss you terribly
oh nina. you wrote my life, dear friend.
i loved karen's reply to this post. hilarious.
LMAO!! I know how you feel, I have one like him! Only mine never puts on dresses...teehee.
I, from the tips of my toes to the moon, LOVE your family!
HUGS,
Tab
i think my husband must be your husband's secret brother! i love the calmness that oozes from you in recounting such a crazy-stress-out situation. i will think of you in my next griswold calamity (always imminent, but never totally predictable), and channel your comical, loving zen.
also, i've been wanting to say: thank you for all that you share here. you are inspiring.
-danielle
first) love clark. how can you not?
second) love that you guys had a lovey getaway with mama bears and suit runs... why don't they make a drive thru suit place?
third) i'm so stinkin proud of you and your new store. i cried when i saw it. and immediately wanted to either buy it or make something exactly like it. you inspire me woman.
fourth) i love you.
made me chuckle, and tear up
best to you
Theresa
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